Reviewed by Wash Your Hands in the Toliet Book Club's Class
I think Melvin is stupid because he washed his hands in the toilet. I think the book is funny and nasty because on the cover it shows boogers. George and Harold are funny because they put up a sign that said “PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS IN THE TOILET.” I think the book is difficult because it has the words “academically,” “defiantly,” and “unrelenting.” In the book I think things are dangerous because two girls put lasagna in a pop-up toaster and the school got on fire.
I recommend this book to people who like to wash their hands in the toilet because when they read this book they will start doing the things in this book. I would also recommend this book to Brian and anyone with a good sense of humor because they would think this is a funny book. I would recommend the book to people who like people in their underwear because, in this book, a principal named Mr. Krupp turns in a guy in his underwear. I think this book is for little kids around seven and older. I think I would recommend this book to people who like to play pranks because then they can just do these p ranks to other people.